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OFFICE POLITICS #8 - When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.


TAGS: office politics 50cal
Rating: 3.94/5

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forseti - September 13, 2010, 4:13 pm
slow down, 50cal. just shoot one a day ;)


OFFICE POLITICS - When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.


TAGS: women harassment 50cal
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:29 am
*accept
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:29 am
Re Poster ... Hey, that dude's obviously enjoying his unobstructed view of her -- her covered back. Yeah, we'll that as proof that he's straight. Well played, Lester.
ICEMAN - January 16, 2011, 12:28 am
Heh, heh, heh. Classic!
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am
Faceplant's a mod now?! Huh, so that's who keeps losing the keys to the short bus. Sorry Mooooooooooooooooooooo. Yer of the hook -- for now.
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:27 am
Purrrrrfect! However, I think the price p/m has gone up. 5Lawsuits
50cal - January 14, 2011, 11:47 am
LOL sounds about the time I dropped off the Moti network for a bit! Belated congrats bro!
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 11:44 am
Soon as you stopped paying attention. I been mod for a couple months now. Thanks for noticing ***k.
50cal - January 14, 2011, 10:45 am
Thank you sir! When did you make MOD?!
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 10:34 am
Much better 50. 5L


FEAR - Sure it looks small and a little cute... Then you remember the thing that gave birth to this thing is still out there.....


TAGS: monsters strike fear 50cal
Rating: 3.21/5

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rerun - November 22, 2010, 11:39 am

only told him about the site a week ago.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 11:39 am
Where's the fun in that?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 11:36 am

don't know if he is a member at all
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:52 am
Is Justin an active member?....we could roast him.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:49 am
Oh, we're talking about Aggy's Mom again?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:48 am

glad I could help....oh, look. A train
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:47 am

I sent an e-mail to a co-worker about this site. He has no idea I am a member/moderator. Maybe Justin can take a hint, it is "key" in his "account". I guess he will know if he reads this
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:46 am
*am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:45 am
Thanks for the setup RR
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:45 am
I told him...But not which one I way........Hey Brian!!!!! Don't judge me!
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:43 am

did you let him in on the fact you are a mod, or is he going to find out today when he reads these comments?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:43 am
I asked him "who are the Moderators" and he said "there's a bunch, But this Agdaniele Guy is really gross"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:41 am
So, Last night at work I was walking through one of the work areas...and I found an engineer viewing Motifake on his office PC. I swear to God, He said "Check out this site.."The comments are funnier than the posters...But The Moderators are sick people"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:39 am
Only in the "currency" I give Aggy's mom.
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:34 am

when has vaildity ever been an issue?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:33 am
I have no valid response to that....Bababooey!!!!
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:32 am

be careful, they cut my nose off last year, the great kosher cancer nose scare of 2009.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:22 am
That's just racist Rerun....You want to hear my thoughts about your nose?...
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:18 am

I thought those eyes looked Canadian
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:12 am
How dare you bastards talk about Celine Dion that way!
culos - November 22, 2010, 9:59 am
Nah, had one but I divorced her
Ed-Hyde - November 22, 2010, 9:55 am
I don't know what it is, but I want one.
firedog911 - November 20, 2010, 3:53 pm
What the f*** is that thing?!?
matt28 - November 20, 2010, 2:21 am
That looks like the love-child of Bubbles the Chimp and a Predator. Yikes!
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:11 pm
looks like it could be your kid 50.... Quake never showed the youngsters.


MARRIGE - We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.


TAGS: marrige shop 50cal
Rating: 4/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 22, 2010, 9:53 am
He had to hock the A to keep up with her bills.
50cal - November 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
You are right Iceman. I caught it after it already got approved...
ICEMAN - November 20, 2010, 7:47 pm
Is that anything like 'marriage'?


CODE MONKEY - An organism that turns coffee into software


TAGS: programers code monkey 50cal
Rating: 4.7/5

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robbidos - April 28, 2013, 11:16 pm
looking at the screens, i think it is more accurate to say basement monkey: turns h**pockets and mountain due into acne.
50cal - January 18, 2011, 8:48 am
If only I could turn my COD skills into money then I would be all set!
Derek - January 16, 2011, 7:31 pm
More coffee, fewer screens and joysticks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2011, 4:52 pm
I turn whiskey into vomit and shame.
motinet - January 14, 2011, 4:25 pm

I turn red bull into software :)


RELATIONSHIPS - Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.


TAGS: women don t forget 50cal
Rating: 4.84/5

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fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:22 am
The Look: get a pillow and blanket, because hubby's sleeping in the dog house tonight.
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:24 am
So true, so true. Nuff said! 5L's


TARGET PRACTICE AT SEA -


TAGS: 50cal target practice tomato
Rating: 4.92/5

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WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 6:18 pm
well played. 5l
mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:25 am
LOL


WHAT? - What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?


TAGS: old lady 50cal
Rating: 4.22/5

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DISAPPOINTMENT - It's to a noble soul is what cold water is to burning metal; it strengthens, tempers, intensifies, but never destroys it.


TAGS: disappointment children 50cal
Rating: 4.57/5

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50cal - January 19, 2011, 9:32 am
TY, taking a break every now and again really juices it up on the comeback.
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 1:02 am
You've come back with avengeance, 50cal (and talent, I might add)


HALLOWEEN - It was all great until your buddy came over with Popov vodka in a Absolut bottle....




TED - He's the Moti network Ban-hammer guardian when the Mods are not using it. Oh, and he hates smart ass noobs.




OFFICE POLITICS #7 - When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.


TAGS: office politics 50cal
Rating: 3.62/5

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tellitlikeitis - September 13, 2010, 7:22 pm
So true.


OFFICE POLITICS #10 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.




GREAT IDEAS - Is it worth going above and beyond to create masterpieces that make people laugh and cry, only to see 5 people have voted?


TAGS: motiposters need votes 50cal
Rating: 4.8/5

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hermit57 - January 25, 2011, 7:28 pm
When God created the heavens and the earth, he said it was good, then went on to create other things. He didn't look for votes. Carry on. 5Ls!
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:13 pm
Great moti, an understandable comment best way is to not do it for the votes. that said 5 votes! lol
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:28 pm
5L
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 3:20 pm
This poster definitely makes me laugh and cry...at the same time. 5L
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 12:37 pm
I totally understand (bahaaaa).


TIME MACHINES EXIST - A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Coke will cost in 2020.


TAGS: mini bar 50cal
Rating: 4.33/5

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YOU SEE OFFICER - I was just watching Home Improvement when I had the great idea to use a blowtorch to clear snow from the deck. It was when when the side of the house caught fire I began to rethink things.




AIMING HIGH - The neighbors son is proof that anyone can be successful enough to drive a BMW or Mercedes. And besides, he looks so sharp in his valet parking attendant uniform.




BY ALL MEANS MARRY - if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a motifaker.


TAGS: married wedding 50cal
Rating: 4.32/5

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hangovergin - January 13, 2011, 6:16 pm
thanks..very nice..
50cal - January 13, 2011, 4:16 pm
Thanks, had to take a break with the holidays and all. Going to take a while to get back into moti-shape again.
agdaniele - January 13, 2011, 3:56 pm
50cal back in action! Love this!
bassman007 - January 13, 2011, 1:02 pm
How did you know?


BOSSES NEED SURGE PROTECTORS - That way their mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in their brain.




YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN... - the LAN suddenly began backing-up your computer every 10 minutes.




BEHOLD - The birth of a Motifaker


TAGS: work sucks office 50cal
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - October 28, 2010, 5:37 pm

i really like this one dude!


OFFICE POLITICS #9 - Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.




DON'T FEEL BAD - A lot of people have no talent


TAGS: dwts 50cal
Rating: 1.92/5

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